bogchildren:

bogchildren:

Humanstuck au

The Zahhaks are a very wealthy family, but his father is rarely home, so the young heir is practically raised by his loving butler Authour

one time baby equius accidentally called aurthour daddy and aurthour just, blanches and shakes his head and puts equius down in his crib and hes like no nononono no oh my goodness no.

oh my god /)///ω///(\

demoncolbert:

okay lemme just

IF YOU MISGENDER SOMEONE, APOLOGIZE. DONT TRY TO JUSTIFY IT. DONT VICTIMIZE YOURSELF. AND DEFINITELY DONT MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THE PERSON YOU MISGENDERED IS AT FAULT. JUST FUCKING APOLOGIZE AND LEAVE THEM ALONE.

mama-bird:

let’s invent a game called “infomercial”

when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way

iamtonysexual:

hausereiring:

roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice

prenuptial:

relaxs:

etmua:

refleurs:

lessons

margaret this is beautiful 

margaret u speak with truth help

beautiful